No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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