You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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