guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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