I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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