I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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