Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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