who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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