Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
