Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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