My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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