So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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