Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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