I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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