Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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