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say what?
wanna hang out?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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