just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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