So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
The struggles of a small town man whore
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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