great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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