You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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