I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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