You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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