It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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