he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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