community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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