My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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