did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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