just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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