google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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