I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Dear god my vagina.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
