what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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