I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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