Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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