I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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