I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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