We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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