I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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