Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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