Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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