I just threw up on my dentist
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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