You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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