did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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