you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Randomize
