I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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