I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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