Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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