So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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