Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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