Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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