we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Just cropdusted the office
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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