Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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