I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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