where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I cannot find my penis.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
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Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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