I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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