I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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