didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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